Hello there, I know nothing about you and you would have learnt about me if I put anything about myself in this little box.
Woo hoo.
This is a drunk guy in a McDonalds in town stuck in a baby chair
fucking love Ireland
You and dad are a lot more alike than I thought, you know that? You both can’t wait to sacrifice yourself for this thing. But you know what? I’m gonna be the one to bury you!
(Source: yourdarlinglittlesammy)
One time I had a really bad ear infection and was drugged out on pain medication and home alone and the tornado sirens went out so drugged up me went outside in the stormand let me dog out of the kennel yelling be free and a few minutes later my aunt came to check on me and I was sleeping under a tree in the front yard
My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?”
and I was like “…what”
and then she took my hand
and gave me this carrot
I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing
How to finish that last minute assignment
I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.
And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…
this will come in handy one day
ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101
Reblogging for future reference..
(Source: gamerspirit)
The only thing faster than light is a fangirl who hears her idol come on the tv in another room.
i was a 45 minute drive away from my house and I made it to my house in 13 minutes cause the season finale of supernatural started in 10 minutes
(Source: legendaryjbiebs)
When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it
IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S ROBERT
